Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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by Willis A. April 16, 2008
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i kicked the squinter in the nuts
by huckleberry March 28, 2004
Get the squinter mug.Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick
Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut
by Dylowned June 23, 2005
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Jasmine is such a squirter, she's been squirting all day about her break up.
Porter was being a squirter on my page during the game.
Porter was being a squirter on my page during the game.
by Shon J March 17, 2015
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