squirtle

another word for a mans penis

Damn, she made my squirtle hard as rock.

by jackass34 December 3, 2009

squirtgun

A playful term junkies sometimes use to refer to syringes.

Which pharmacies in this town sell squirtguns over the counter?

by megacure June 16, 2010

squirtle

A turtle that squirts water

Look! I found a squirtle!

by Billiam Beaver July 25, 2016

Squirtle

sqwer.tle

Noun, Adj.

1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.

2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.

1. Because I boned a squirtle last night, the carpet's still wet.

2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.

Awww Skeet Skeet!

by C. Dub. January 30, 2007

squirtle Head

This phrase is to comment on a person's looks or stupidity. This phrase was coined by the urban legend himself, Will Guess.

also see gerbal head

He/She is a straight-up Squirtle Head.

by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006

squirtle

1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"

2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"

Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!

(later that night...)

Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....

by spokmage August 10, 2007

Squirting Cheese

When someone is suffering from extreme diarrhoea
after eating too much Pizza.

Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"

by oust123456 July 3, 2007