Squeezer

One who claims their parents possesions as their own

I have an S2000!

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Squeezer

Term given to pedophiles by molested youths.

Thats the squeezer who touched me!

by bobby age 9 February 14, 2003

Squeezer

One who believes in the existence of so called, "Unlimited Bandwidth."

by Left February 13, 2003

Squeezer

poop that hangs off the end of your ass, making it necissary to squeeze your asscheeks and wiggle around till its falls.

man this turd wont drop, its a real squeezer!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

Squeezer

stiffy from mafiamob.com
also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

Stiffy is going to Thailand next year..what a squeezer

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

Squeezer

variation: Squeeze (V): To Borrow ones vehicle; slang

Yo dad, let me squeeze your car to go cruise the elementary school this afternoon.

by MrBoner February 14, 2003

Squeezer

person who uses nitrous oxide to enhance the acceleration characteristics of their vehicle

dayum, that car is fast! that guy must be a squeezer.

by leader of the anti mullet/anti riceboy brigade March 10, 2003