squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 March 22, 2016

roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.

Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!

by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017

chummy squash

A name for your friends snapchat group

I can't wait to send this snap to my chummy squash group. They're going to LOL so hard.

by Lusters dictionary August 09, 2017

Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012

squashed chickpeas

THE HOTTEST, CUTEST, MOST TALENTED, AMAZING SEVEN BOYS TO EVER EXIST.

BTS are squashed chickpeas?
YES, because they're so talented and genuine and sweet.

by disobae June 04, 2018

Squash Belly

A person who possesses a belly that resembles the figure of a squash, which is proportioned larger at the bottom portion of the upper body than the upper section.

"Damn Chris, your squash belly is really sticking out from the bottom of your shirt, have you been eating mcdonalds again?"

by Ienjoipie June 24, 2015

tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!

by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018