sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”

We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.

by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018

meat section

A phallus.

Flemwhore’s aren’t afraid of the meat section.

by milfhunter37 April 2, 2003

Alliance Selection

Selection of teams for a tournament, originally spawned from the FIRST robotics competition, but can be used for any sport.

"The NCAA college basketball alliance selection is tomorrow!"
"Sweet! I can't wait to watch that!"

by SHG10 March 13, 2010

natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf October 12, 2015

C section of happiness

An extremely happy event, especially used when a plan comes together.

-“Dude! Did you hear that we’re going to get to go bowling tonight?”

-“Hell yeah! It’s such a c section of happiness!”

by Judah the Kisser September 17, 2018

client natural selection

The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.

Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!

by bobo76 November 21, 2013

The Trombone Section

the trombone section is the section of the band room, trombone players are typically memers and sacrifice children. they will not hesitate to sacrifice the clarinets. the trombone section is a scary place for non-trombone players.

"hey, why is the trombone section so scary?" "cause your a clarinet"

by yaboygerard November 14, 2019