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Spread Pelican

When a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, then she drains it in a cup and stores it in her mouth.
I hooked up with a Zeta last night, and when I woke up in the morning, she was totally Spread Pelican.
by wdkh February 20, 2009
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The Chocolate Spread

Getting your penis covered in shit after performing anal. Not wanting a dirty penis, you wipe the mess on to the arse cheeks as if your penis was a knife, spreading chocolate spread on toast.
Aaron: So dude i heard you did something wild last night with that chick

Brogan: Yeh i gave her a large helping of the chocolate spread
by Arthwani June 20, 2011
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Spreading Nutella

When you wipe your ass but stop before its clean.
Man, he don`t know how to wipe himself. He`s just Spreading Nutella.
by jack_nasty69 August 6, 2017
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spread eagle

to disperse one's personal belongings across an egregious number of desks, taking up more than one's fair share of the hospitable classroom climate
Pei-Ann does the spread eagle every day during periods 1 through 7.
by Bizzlitz Masta February 7, 2008
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SPREAD

A collection of credit cards, usually
stolen, and usually from the same person, with the intent to illegally use it or sell it to others.
"Vanessia be layin' up in the motel with a whole motherfuckin' bunch of spreads."
by Newby2 January 10, 2008
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