by tyler April 28, 2004

When a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, then she drains it in a cup and stores it in her mouth.
I hooked up with a Zeta last night, and when I woke up in the morning, she was totally Spread Pelican.
by wdkh February 20, 2009

Getting your penis covered in shit after performing anal. Not wanting a dirty penis, you wipe the mess on to the arse cheeks as if your penis was a knife, spreading chocolate spread on toast.
Aaron: So dude i heard you did something wild last night with that chick
Brogan: Yeh i gave her a large helping of the chocolate spread
Brogan: Yeh i gave her a large helping of the chocolate spread
by Arthwani June 20, 2011

by jack_nasty69 August 6, 2017

by themag909 March 25, 2010

to disperse one's personal belongings across an egregious number of desks, taking up more than one's fair share of the hospitable classroom climate
by Bizzlitz Masta February 7, 2008

A collection of credit cards, usually
stolen, and usually from the same person, with the intent to illegally use it or sell it to others.
stolen, and usually from the same person, with the intent to illegally use it or sell it to others.
by Newby2 January 10, 2008
