Spurglegurgle

When you cum in a bottle of mouthwash twice a day and continue using it.

“I heard that a decent amount of spurglegurgle is actually great at building enamel”

by anita gofradump June 13, 2021

slurgin durgin

the most mentally unstable person you will ever meet: an absolute corn head. pukes on her shoes. machine gun farts. thought her mole was a sparkle. loves dubstep. wears a blue wig to watch euphoria. horse girl. needs euthanasia

I went out with the slurgin durgin and suddenly became ordained!

by slurgin durgin February 27, 2022

Slurger

When one bashes someone through words, typically with slurs, instead of bringing physical harm. I.e. The words version of knuckle sandwich.

1: Damn dude, you aughtta give that guy a knuckle sandwich!
2. Nah man I’m gonna give him a Slurger.

by Carneneshow June 6, 2022

splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.

After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.

by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023

splorgus

A small animal that spends all day pursuing people, asking them for various snacks

Person 1: Oh my goodness, my cat Mocha has been asking me for treats all day
Person 2: Yeah, he's a splorgus alright

by CertifiedJosephEnjoyer April 4, 2023

Spurgle

A spurgle is an incompetent, overbearing, self-important, pompous buffoon.

Our boss is a walking disaster, a total spurgle.

by OldSEEngineer August 19, 2023

Mexican Splurt

Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.

Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.

Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.

Avandre: Damn.

by mgrille1234 November 13, 2011