splorgus

A small animal that spends all day pursuing people, asking them for various snacks

Person 1: Oh my goodness, my cat Mocha has been asking me for treats all day
Person 2: Yeah, he's a splorgus alright

by CertifiedJosephEnjoyer April 4, 2023

splorgasm

when a male enters foreplay and is exploring a woman's body but before intercourse is actually taken the male busts nut, causing the sex to not happen and the woman to zip up and leave. It is very unattractive.

Dude, you need Viagra to keep from getting those splorgasms.

by Deeanna March 7, 2008