Spanish 5 AP

A class with so much work that you will literally want to blow your brains out. Pure hell. Even the native speakers fail half the assignments and few get 5's in the AP.

Kid 1: Hey did you finish your Spanish 5 AP homework?

Kid 2: Hell no. I'm still trying to finish my work from 3 weeks ago!

by asianboi4569 August 9, 2016

Spanosh

If thanos was spanish and he had a dirty mallet and filthy mexicon mustache

That Boi is such a spanosh

by zykxructlivybuoin January 29, 2019

Spanish

coolest language ever!!

yo man si you don't hablas spanish estás out!!

by John Doe December 7, 2003

Spanish Tickler

AKA. "Cat's Paw". This was an old torture device consisting of four claws the size of human fingers on a handle. Used in Spain and elsewhere in Europe, the torturer would run the claws over the victim's face, chest, groin, buttocks, legs, anywhere. The flesh would be shredded, with noses, ears, breasts, nipples, genitals, anything, torn off.

The Spanish Tickler raked over the victim's chest, ripping the flesh, exposing the ribs.

by Lorelili March 28, 2005

spanish flu

When a non hispanic person becomes obsessed with dating or trying to get with mexicans or puerto ricans of the opposite gender. Common in white people but also affects blacks. The exact cause is unknown.
One of the best diseases ever.

The hispanic version of yellow fever

white guy: damn! when did carmen get so fucking hot?!
mexican: wtf
asian: get away from me! i dont wanna catch the spanish flu!

by jtispimp March 6, 2010

Spanish Time

being 6 hours to a week late on something

person 1: i thought he said 4pm
person 2: no he said 4pm spanish time
person 3: dood thats like 3 days from now with him

by Mashlin September 21, 2003

spanish jeans

another word for sweat pants

"Dan is wearing his spanish jeans to work again"

by Chris I. November 3, 2005