Spanking a turkey

Killing time

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey

by OWL76 March 29, 2025

Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

foot spanking

Letting loose with the flat of your foot, pressing peddle to metal with a sharp quick movement.

"...the Mustang deserved a good foot spanking."

by Edouardo101 September 23, 2016

Fistful spanking

Punching someone's ass.
Boxing someone's behind.

-He said he enjoys fistful spanking.
- He is just trying to make punching someone's ass sound kinky

by Yen9090 October 10, 2017

fistful spanking

Repeatedly punching someone in the ass

In and out .

-He said he likes fistful spanking

-He is just trying to make fisting sound kinkier

by Yen9090 October 10, 2017

air spanking

The act of waving hand in air in a spanking motion

Les Grossman was air spanking the shit out of that invisible hoe while dancing in Tropic Thunder

by pickle doodle May 23, 2018

wet spankings

Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass

The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.

by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020