loss of sanity

Getting all the Blue Coins in Super Mario Sunshine.

I'm just gonna cause a loss of sanity in Super Mario Sunshine today!

by SomieandStuff March 12, 2021

spanctuary

n. spangk-choo-er-ee

1. Safe location for undetected masturbation.

2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).

3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.

"No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."

"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary."

"'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles."

by Jeanette M. April 4, 2008

Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.

I asked my wife for spanish coffee but she said no that’s too dirty.

by Rosalinda the dirty hooker June 7, 2018

hung like a spanish curtain

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis

That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain

by Teehomo April 1, 2008

Spanish Club

When you beat someone with the base of a full sealed wine bottle.

A Spanish Officer beat a peasant's face in with a Spanish Club in the movie Pan's Labyrinth.

by Lucifersneighbor November 27, 2009

The Spanish Finger

To get The Shaft (Definition 3) from someone, that is, to get screwed over. However - getting The Shaft is common enough - you realise you have received The Spanish Finger only after the fact. So, in (say) a review situation - your boss makes a couple of critical remarks that are so subtle you only realise it afterwards. That is The Spanish Finger. Realisation of having just received The Spanish Finger is normally accompanid by a puzzled frown and a rub of ones chin. This was first coined in Rathmines on December 9, 2005.

What a strange review that was. I almost feel as if my boss was being rather critical of me. (Pause) In fact he definitely was. I just received The Spanish Finger. Damn.

by Yogrog December 13, 2005

sanity

Sanity:
Noun (n)
Sanity is being of a 'healthy/sound mind' and being able to make well judged choices.
Sanity or lack thereof, occurs in varing degrees.
See also (Sane).

Sanity is for the weak!!

The level of your sanity, my friend, is yet to be determined...

by F4tal_3rror July 24, 2008