Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''

Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❤❤❤

by emthesmølchild June 30, 2016

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Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing

Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!

by fakeyouout May 20, 2016

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Soro

Stepping on and Rolling Over anyone that prevents or gets in the way of progress.

Many doubted her abilities so She Soro'd that fools opinions and proceeded to persue her endeavor

by SoroClassMaster December 15, 2013

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somtochi

a beautiful, quirky female who knows her way in life. she gets all the guys and probably enjoys watching anime. as soon as you see her, you know she is shawty...

Look mami! I see a somtochi crossing the street. Will she give me an autograph?

by toxica_shawty_ April 20, 2021

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Dallas Sorority

This commonly refers to an all female office in corporate America, located in the mid-west (I.E. Dallas). They distinguish themselves by giggling during conference calls and sending smiley faces in emails and IMs. Usually girls with names like Kristi, Melody, Destiny and Jennie. They tend to act busy when everybody know they have nothing to do.

Remote Office in Charlotte: Hey Kristi, did you get that loan into closing.

Dallas Sorority Girl: HEHEHEHEHEHE. :) Yes, but it was really hard. I had to order VOMs, VOEs, Payoffs. It took all day.

Remote Office in Charlotte: Well, Kristi. Thats your job. Its why we pay you.

Dallas Sorority Girl: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE :) :) that right sorry.

by The Greatest 44 July 9, 2009

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