Shred

To shred is to snowboard down a mountain in absolute style. Carving, bombing and just absolutely destroying the pow. Chuckin roosts is a favorite by most shredders.

Shredders don't give a fuck, They have any answer for every question, answers usually consisting of "fuck it lets shred' and "Do you even roost?".

Skiiers DO NOT shred

Shredology is the study of shredding, It can be learnt only on the mountain, and taught by very few.

Imigration officer: "So why do you come to Japan?"
Shredder: " Oh you know just to shred pow and shit its gunna be fukn siik ayy!"
Imigration Officer: " Shre-do Pow-do?"

by Powderpuppy December 9, 2013

shredstick

a neccesary ingriedient in the complex receipt of shredding. Most commonly a surfboard,skateboard, and a snowboard, never a wakeboard.

This new shredstick is going to push my gnarmometer to hights unachieved by mortal man.

by Jeff Spicoli June 18, 2007

shredder

A person who is performs well in most things he does and is applauded by his peers as a ''cool'' or ''popular'' person

'Hey bro you going to invite Pete to youre party?'
''Ofcourse Pete is a total Shredder''

by Samtheshredder December 30, 2007

shredded beef

adj./inter.

An attractive young honey, often one with a particularly fly figure.

Nigga you peep dat shit? Fuck son, dat shit was shredded beef!

by Reng June 11, 2008

shredderbeam

A brilliant man who is intelligent and sophisticated in every respect, and is successful at everything that he has ever attempted. He is widely renowned for being an Atheist, Libertarian, and Rationalist. He is also a Global Moderator at Sythe.org.

Shredderbeam raped me in a debate yesterday.

by Xenu1337omgwtf March 12, 2008

shredgasmic

A nearly orgasmic gutiar solo

The Awesome metal solo was shredgasmic

by psycodrew May 29, 2008

Shred

Means anything you want it to mean, it is purely a contextual word. Refer to the "Squanch People" from Rick and Morty

Jon: Hey man you're looking pretty shred today.
JapainTrain: Don't shred me you asshole.
Jon: I wasn't shredding you, you mother shredder.
JapainTrain: Shred lightly my friend...

by JapainTrain April 25, 2017