Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

shanking

The act of angry masturbation, with a motion similar to stabbing someone in the stomach.

Damn, dude. You're shaking. Maybe you need a good shanking.

by crunch86 October 27, 2010

skanking

(v.) the act of going out to a bar, or club, and picking up a couple of nice skanks.

I went out skanking last night and picked up a couple of nice skanks!

by Excellence in the field of Excellence November 25, 2007

Slanking

To chill and relax after a long hard day

Jut got off work man, i'm slanking at my house

by ptown prince January 12, 2011

Shanking

A mix of shagging and spanking.

Dude, Me and Katie were shanking all night !

by Dummerica May 5, 2008