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Hob-Nob smuggler

A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.
Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!
by crashandburnds December 15, 2009
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budgie smugglers

small or tight fitting swimwear (occasionally underwear) worn by men in order to/have the disadvantage of drawing attention to his genitals.

Originally Australian Terminology
Often used as a derogatory comment.
" I swear I will break something if I see David Hasselhoff running around in his stupid budgie smugglers one more time."
by Perry White July 22, 2008
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The Smuggler's Run

A sexual maneuver in which 2 men double penetrate a woman SO deep that the barrier between the vaginal and anal canals breaks. The 2 men then proceed to cockdock inside of her. If the woman does not receive immediate medical attention, she usually dies 9/10 times.
Man 1: at funeral How did you know my daughter?
Man 2: I gave her the Smuggler's Run with John.
Man 1: No shit! I wish I knew she died like that! High five dude!
by SydMorrison March 11, 2010
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Smuggle

to smother ones face in your boobs.
"I'm gonna smuggle your face, sir"
by Narwhaljavelin January 1, 2015
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Sausage smuggler

Have you seen that gay kid over there? He's a total sausage smuggler.
by themack94 July 12, 2009
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Cock Smuggler

The root of this word originates from the action of concealing dick and transporting across the border. This is typically done with a dick in the ass. This typically requires a gay man or a straight man who hasn't came out yet. But this term has come to mean someone who takes it regularly from illegals or foreign men typically referring to Mexicans.
Ivan goes to Mexico monthly and hooks up with plenty of young Latino men, he is the biggest "cock smuggler" I know.
by Shahin Roy October 26, 2011
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chuey smuggler

Unshaved girl with a big old bush
You can tell by her bikini that bitch is chuey smuggler!
by Marco A Ram November 3, 2007
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