Alabama Mud Slide

This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.

I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?

by MudslideMan November 12, 2019

Slizernut

When a girl is just a down right whore/slut. She usually loves white guys then goes to blacks next then wherever and whoever next.

Or you could use Sliz which is equally awesome

Josh: "Chelsea is such a Slizernut she was with Tom last night then she was with Jerome tonight and tomorrow its probably gonna be that asian kid on the 4th floor"
Jerry " What dude!! im dating Chelsea"
Josh "Dude your girl is a Sliz"

by Ricky Utopia May 28, 2010

Slide Hammer Hand Job

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.

You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

by LHC***** March 26, 2010

cameltoe slide

To have a women on top of you naked sliding her cameltoe across your cock.

Just like titty fucking.

by reddog October 23, 2004

sizelf

Slang for self

I can take care of my sizelf
-Lamar to Franklin from GTA V

by Ballistic_Diamond July 2, 2015

size play

Sexual intercourse with much larger or smaller partner(s).

I'm into size play, so I hired seven midget manwhores and got them to dress up as dwarfs.

by Heliophanus November 17, 2014

Snail Slide

When a girl gets all juiced up and slides across something (like your face) leaving a trail of fluid in her wake.

Sarah knew Tom wouldn't just kick her right to the curb after sex if she gave him the 'ol snail slide.

by ginsu417 February 19, 2004