Kimbo Slice

One frightening motherfucker!

I aint fighting kimbo slice. that shit aint even fair.

by Matt Sears February 27, 2008

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sliced bread

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.

This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

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Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.

Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.

by Phil Green July 14, 2006

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bimbo slice

A dumb bitch

Damn ... that girl is such a bimbo slice.

by bimboslice November 17, 2010

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Shit slicer

alternate definition of posterior.

Sally has a nice rack and an even nicer shit slicer.

by Jimbojones13 September 16, 2008

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Lemon Slices

Flirtations of a sexual nature. Generally referring to a groping hug, talking dirty or sucking on objects usually in a public place such as a club, library or in court.

"I might have thought she was just being cute but she started tossing her lemon slices at me and I got hard as a rock!"

by harlita January 26, 2008

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