Sleep

A condition resulting from lack of coffee. People suffering from sleep blank out for hours without remembering anything that has happened and will occasionally experience vivid hallucinations. The best remedy for sleep is to drink more coffee.

(Heads nods down then snaps back up) "Whoa, I almost feel asleep! I need to make some coffee!"

by KrustyCU March 23, 2016

sleep

something everyone loves and needs but almost no one gets enough.

dang dude i need some sleep. iv bin up since forever ago

by oranges rox April 3, 2011

sleep

Similar to nap, something the aged (people over the age of 25) rarely get enough of because they are doing stupid crap like looking up the definition of it here. Also something that older people find more desirable after the age of 12, i.e. naps which we could have had as kids but were too stupid to realize that later we would pay for them.

49 year old Dave (not his real name) really wanted a nap but work kept interfering with that process as a result sleep was always on his mind.

by Old Wolf November 26, 2011

sleep

v. to fight someone and win, usually with vengeful motives.

"if you keep talking shit ima sleep you, hoe."

by btchzaintshit September 10, 2011

sleep

something that an 8th grader doesn't expecience

Yo bruh she looks like a zombie? didn t she sleep last night?
nah bruh, she s an 8th grader

by andhereareyourlongmommylegs November 2, 2019

Sleep

Metaphorically sleep in ignorance because you obviously need to wake up and realize what your saying or doing is a lie

Boy Who Never Gets Girls: "Guys I got like ten numbers from that party last night"
Friend: "Boy you sleep"

by murps September 4, 2015

Sleep

code word for sexual relations between two people

I was not feeling well because of sleep withdrawl

by Dan March 8, 2002