@KrustyCU's definitions

Sleep

A condition resulting from lack of coffee. People suffering from sleep blank out for hours without remembering anything that has happened and will occasionally experience vivid hallucinations. The best remedy for sleep is to drink more coffee.

(Heads nods down then snaps back up) "Whoa, I almost feel asleep! I need to make some coffee!"

by KrustyCU March 23, 2016