slather blausen

A German chef that hurls a bucket of batter in your face when you open the door, and strumbles back from his lack of balance.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Panty snatcher

A person or if he will man that comes into a woman’s room when they are sleeping in Mama just threw their dirty laundry or own laundry and find panties and grab some and stuff some and start jerking it or with if you will man pleasuring the the panties.

The old geezer snuck into the woman’s room and found some nice big songs for other booty hole to sniff sniff if you know what I mean and then crawled away and came back the next night and put them back she started to have fun fun with him and he really liked that popcorn in the middle if you know what I mean The police came for that underwear and they suggested that it was a panty snatcher

by Theloveofmanywords March 16, 2018

meatloaf pie snatcher

Quite possibly the only sex position ever known to get the red-headed cowboy off. At times taking up to 14 hours to complete, one must have the utmost stamina to perform the task. This is not for the light-hearted, as last week's lunch is normally involved. Originated in the heart of North Carolina, the first meatloaf pie snatcher ever performed created the loudest sonic boom, in this case referred to as "quantum stroke," ever recorded. Chuck Norris himself was said to have exclaimed, "damn, man!" To compete, Chuck then invented the Potroast Poledance, but no normal human has since replicated the feat, and the first three women involved perished, and roundhouse kicking may have been a factor.

I spent all last week doin' the Meatloaf Pie Snatcher.

by Rob/Brian January 9, 2006

booty snatcher

A pirate that steals gold deblooms or other goods when the owner is not looking.

One who works as a plastic surgeon, taking excess booty from big bottomed patients in order to accumulate the biggest booty in the world.

"Thar be the booty snatcher of Wilson Bay, he stole my peg legged parrot down yonder."

"Thank goodness there are very few booty snatchers in the world, or the average amount of poop produced annually would far exceed that suggested for healthy communists by the Soviet Union."

by Jake and Chrissy May 13, 2006

Cracker Snatcher

Black guy that uses his prowess, i.e. oversized cock, to date exclusively white women, thereby making them unavailable to white guys. Fortunately, white guys don't mind as the snatchers tend to usually end up with the fattest, nastiest trailer park whores anyway.

friend #1 "I feel so sorry for Paul, some cracker snatcher made off with his wife."

friend #2 "Well, you had to see it coming, she's been complaining about his tiny wang for years."

friend #1 "I guess those back problems he's been having were the final straw for her."

friend #2 "I always thought he was a fag anyway, maybe he'll find a good man now"

by Martyr_T September 5, 2008

invasion fo the booty snatchers

A misspelled version of invasion of the booty snatchers.

-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...

by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004

booger snatchers

Tiny fairies that come in the middle of night to exfoliate the inside of one's nose from snot and debris. Complimentary package of tissue left after every visit. Boogers are recycled for later use in the war against terrorism.

See Peter Pan, Tooth Fairy

During one of her worst colds, Tina received a visit from the booger snatchers.

by Capt Craptacular September 28, 2006