Sleeping

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.

The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.

by Sagar Kadakia May 2, 2004

Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.

"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!

by sealspider1 January 17, 2009

sleeping sanchez

when you dont like someone, to revenge them you wipe your ass with their pillow and then put a pillow case on top of it so they dont see the skid marks but they smell shit all night

he pissed me off so bad i gave him a sleeping sanchez!

by sexyava June 7, 2011

subway sleeping bag

Sitting between two guys in FUBU jackets on the subway. (Saturday Night Live, 5/7/11)

I got a nice nap on my way home because Jerome and Tyrone made a nice subway sleeping bag for me.

by funkypeepz June 1, 2011

Canadian Sleeping Bag

When one cannot achieve sleep due to the Artic-like temperatures, and is forced to ask a Canadian friend to spoon them for body heat. As you may know, Canadians are completely unaffected by the cold.

Guy 1: "Dude it's freezing, can you give me a Canadian Sleeping Bag?"

Canadian: "No problem, eh"

by JessOdair August 31, 2011

Sleeping Tray

A Large Bed that usually involves a buttload of hot chicks and one guy that have sexual activity with each other all at once.

I had a Sleeping Tray with 6 chicks involved.

by Your Mom 3000 January 29, 2009

Sleeping Bennet

The opposite of a raging Arnold:

A small and flaccid state of the penis, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of butt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman's vagina.

A metaphor for the penis stemming from the arch rival of John Matrix Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Commando called Bennet who was a total hom.

Andre: So, did you bang her last night?

Johnny: Nah man, I had a raging Arnold in the beginning but when I went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping Bennet.

by Johnny Massacre October 1, 2010