To compare hand and finger sizes, leading to the comparing of other certain extremeties. This is a command given by one who is insecure about his manhood, and wants to reassure himself that he is as normal as anyone else.
by Lee Brody March 11, 2009
Medium to small size. Tiny, insignificant, embarrassingly in need of those Swedish enlargers sold through spam emails.
Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.
"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."
President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.
"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."
President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.
by Luigi August 08, 2004
I know... It's fun size
by funsizeguy December 10, 2010
If you're going to 7-11, pick me up a diabetes-sized Dr. Pepper. I need something to wash down this bucket of chicken.
by capzloc February 04, 2007
by heyhiwhat May 12, 2010
The first person I had sex wiTh was Cory, but Daniel popped my cherry.
Damian: How big is Cory's dick
Rick: Ughe, Well he is fun sized
Damian: How big is Cory's dick
Rick: Ughe, Well he is fun sized
by Motherfkrrrr September 05, 2016
The need for energy savings, combined with the high cost of housing, necessitates a shift to right-sized housing in the future
by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019