spheroidivitus

Spheroidivitus covers a range of facial injuries including a split lip or broken nose caused directly or indirectly while playing basketball.

Symptoms include hideous swelling, purple mottled discoloration, nasty headaches and a new found respect for how hard a person's head or elbow can be when it connects with your lip, nose, cheek or other favorite facial feature.

Treatments include RICE -- rest, ice, compression and elevation -- along with anti-inflammatories such as Ibuprofen or Naproxen. There is anecdotal evidence alcohol helps thin the blood and reduce swelling, but this is considered apocryphal and may be related to another temporary disease known as "beer goggles".

Mike took a forehead to his lip and would up with a severe case of spheroidivitus.

by SirMx June 20, 2011

saphere

Saphere is a very loyal man he can be very trustworthy and also extremely handsome he is every guy a girl is looking for

Saphere nice to meet you

by D1b May 14, 2018

siphen

Siphen is the most boss ass bitch you’ll meet. You better hide your mans because she’ll take that too. She’s so hot she’ll melt ur popsicles (wink). Find yourself a Siphen at your local Walmart.

Person 1“dude I need a Siphen”
Person 2 “ you wish your out of their leagues”

by sifaan salvitore June 11, 2018

Sippervise

When you take sips of a drink you're watching for another person. This can be done with or without permission.

"I'm going for a shit, can you sippervise this thing for me?"

by NeverVisit727 September 7, 2018

sphericalkat

An type of cat that is usually pretty fat.

Person 1: "Wow that's one Sphericalkat you have there!"
Person 2: "I know right?"

by Warrons November 19, 2018

Sypher_

A shit fortnite team who plays on ps4 it's also a synonnym of trash

Oh look a Sypher_

by extaZy_Mustafa March 26, 2019

Sphere of influence

Total number of people you can reach with your current brand voice, a very well known social media marketing term

My Sphere of influence is probably about 10000 people

by tylerblevin June 5, 2019