Simida

When you see a pengaleng ting in South Korea

*Alex glances across the train carriage and fixates eyes on a questionable pengaleng*

Alex: "Simida"?
Friend 1: "Simidaaaaaaa"
Friend 2: "Si..mi...daaaa"
Friend 1 + 2: "Simidadadadadadaddaa"

by Blodclot69 June 15, 2016

Simi

Indian for "boring as shit".

Example:

Bro 1: Hey, let's go down to Simi Valley for some skate.

Bro 2: Simi Valley!? That place is boring as shit!

or

Me in Science class: Dammit! This class is fucking SIMI!!

by Jablo May 6, 2009

simie

big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.

wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.

by someone June 6, 2004

simbiguous

The one-word summary of the Facebook relationship status, "it's complicated." A person who is in an ambiguous state of single; not quite in a relationship, not quite single, and generally looking for better offers.

Chris: "Is your friend available?"
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."

by Geoff Lilley March 30, 2011

Simi

Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed

Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Mybrotherlookslikedrake November 22, 2019

Simi

Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.

Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'

by Kris Tay April 15, 2010

simi

A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.

Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.

by Steve Messewitz February 9, 2008