Shovel Trunk

Where u dig your nose inside someones butt and dig crap out (mostly for gays).

Last night i totally Shovel Trunked my girl friend. gay

by Stanky Clevland November 8, 2009

Shovel Dick

When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.

Mark had shovel dick after a night out with his mother.

by Captain Nipply February 26, 2009

shovel ready

The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.

The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"

by TCJohnson March 7, 2009

shovel face

A very ugly critter looks almost as it has been beaten in the face with a shovel continuously. Usually found terrorizing inncoent souls in her presence, resides in 629 horan hall. Do not attempt to make contact, it may seem harmless but the screech of its voice can make even the stongest man cry.

Sean:Hey Kara did you see that hidious girl yesterday?
Kara:Uhh yeah, she was a complete shovel face.

by Ruskiez November 25, 2007

Shovel Dick

The English translation for para la pinga....Meaning go to hell...or Fuck

The other day I stubbed my toe and screamed..agghh shovel dick.

by Tripod36 August 1, 2008

Ohio Shovel

The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.

Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?

by Just a Random Guy April 2, 2015

dumpster shovel

*dump*ster- shov*el

-the act of using a piece of stale bread to move undesired garbage off of a plate of food or treasure (see also "hobo gloves")

"Man, there's nothing wrong with that half eaten donut, except it's got that bum sleeping on it"!

"Well, go grab a dumpster shovel and badda bing badda boom! Problem solved"!

by MY.REAL.NAME.IS.CINDY...psych. January 20, 2015