Any and all porn that is used to shock and awe the shit out of your friends. Generally disgusting, gnarly and otherwise unsettling.
by Pretty Titties January 8, 2012
Get the shock pornmug. A term for neo-nazis, in reference to the stylized lightning bolt insignia of the infamous Waffen SS.
by Ace-of-Space February 17, 2019
Get the Shock Collarmug. by On4B42k January 13, 2021
Get the G-Shockmug. verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.
Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!
During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!
During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.
by JW75 March 29, 2013
Get the cock shockmug. A state of extreme disorientation caused by an excessive number of choices or stimuli. Coined by Pete Abrams in the early years of the webcomic, Sluggy Freelance; specifically in reference to the character, Kiki, and her tendency to enter a catatonic state when faced with a large number of 'shiny' things.
When we went to the arcade Mike had a major case of ferret shock; we ended up having to drop him off at the book store.
by FeO2 May 12, 2011
Get the ferret shockmug. Shock and awe
Let’s not
Like I guess I could write forever
Prefer not to
But it’s now a reflex
Defence mechanism
Like the shit thrown
Compelled
To throw it back
Artistically
Brutally beautifully
And just …
And now you know just what kind of kind your dealing with
Yep .. don’t go there
I get that this is a cleansing of outdated energies …
Maybe you do too now ..
Last warning …
Let’s not
Like I guess I could write forever
Prefer not to
But it’s now a reflex
Defence mechanism
Like the shit thrown
Compelled
To throw it back
Artistically
Brutally beautifully
And just …
And now you know just what kind of kind your dealing with
Yep .. don’t go there
I get that this is a cleansing of outdated energies …
Maybe you do too now ..
Last warning …
Would prefer to shock and awe in my caring, protective naturally loving former self ..
He does actually still exist ….
Frozen in ice …
Lost in time ;)
He does actually still exist ….
Frozen in ice …
Lost in time ;)
by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023
Get the Shock and awemug. by Type2GenomeManiac June 8, 2017
Get the shock deathmug.