Uber Sloop

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.

God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.

by Ages August 6, 2008

Shwoop

to pick something up; to go somewhere. Common in Upstate New York.

1.) "I shwooped over to Walmart to pick up everyone before the party"
2.) "Oh snap! My dog just shwooped all the bud!"
3.) "You wanna shwoop to Main Street real quick? I gotta shwoop a blunt."

by Nigga Deee April 17, 2009

Shoop de poop

To expel waste in an utterly adorable fashion.

You were in the bathroom for a while!" "Yeah, I had to shoop de poop!"

by The man of many hats. August 25, 2010

Shoop Da Whoop

When you fire you lazor lik........

Shoop Da Whoop...... -BLLLLLAAAAAARGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

by MXT7 August 26, 2009

sloop

The disgusting sound that you make with your mouth when you're eating anything from the raw bar at a seafood restaurant, especially clams and oysters. A combination of a vacuuming, slurping, and crunching sound.

To really get at all the meat in an oyster, you have to give it a good sloop.

by pentozali January 9, 2008

Sloop

the odd facial retardation that varies in severity amongst approximately 25% of the gay male population.

"wow, jared is so homosexual"

"how do you know?"

"did you notice his sloop face?"

by mikedipi January 14, 2009

Sloop

1:n. Sperm that pours out of the anus of a woman. Often after intense anal sex or rage-filled sex that involves a penis that is seventeen inches or longer. Often it is the consistency of toothpaste and a brown-gray color.

2:Slang refers to people who play more than five hours of video games daily

Man A: Yo I made some sloop yesterday with a whore.

Man B: Oh well I beat three of the fifteen video games I bought...

Man A: Fuck that shit man you're such a sloop bitch!

by Frank The Horney Giraffe February 26, 2010