Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man

Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!

by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018

Air Shocked

when your going up a long roller coaster then it drops, that feeling you get

I had a high drop and got Air Shocked

by anonymous smiley08 November 9, 2018

invisible shocked

When you have the ability to have sex with someone with a psychic ability and someone comes out of left field another individual sticks something in your ass

I was advanced Astral projecting and someone else invisible shocked me

by Saerow April 28, 2021

Baby shicken

Fat girls who look amazing

Baby shicken yeah

by The Real mf Government May 2, 2021

Shell shocked

Traumatized.

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Shell-shocked

When you shit on a turtle

Man I can’t believe Shannon shell-shocked that turtle last night!

by Sangarion November 13, 2021

soul shacked

When you went for something far above you because you you’re confidence borders on irrationality - but it’s cool because everyone around you respects that you aim high.

Also - You’re generally braver than your friends and they hope to one day be as cool as you and want to borrow your shoes or suit occasionally

“Bro…she’s like a Level 4 cuz- bit outta yo league”

“Yeah - but at least he soul shacked - what the hell you done lately?!”

by CluckCluckPewPew November 23, 2021