ashleigh shackelford

A fatass racist who believes that all white people are "racist demons" that are "inherently racist and can never not be racist." She also begs for money and says anyone who doesn't is a racist and that donating to her "poor oppressed insert 20+ minority groups here self" somehow makes you less racist. She then spends all the money she gets on massive amounts of food, becoming more and more obesse. She also glorifies obesity by promoting false psudoscisnce that says that "being severely obesse is perfectly healthy" and pretends to be trans just so she can feel more oppressed, putting down trans people in doing so. (If she was actually a trans man she would take effects to appear less feminine due to dysphoria, but she doesn't) She even owns a propaganda network that promotes unhealthy lifestyles (obesity) and illegal activties. (like sex work and drug use) So TLDR, she is a racist, a scammer, a liar, a conspiracy theorist, a sexist, a transphobe, and just overall a terrible person.

"ashleigh shackelford is the most racist person in the last 10 years. And yes, she is more racist than Trump."

by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021

Slackerific

A feeling
1.) Slacking off like a real pro.
2.) Being in a slackerlike mood
3.) Feeling like slacking off.
4.) Also known as being cool.

I'm really Slackerific.

by Fox Cruton February 23, 2009

Super Shocker

Two In the pink and one in the stink, plus a thumb on the clit(that's what makes it super)> A total of 4 fingers is invovled, all 5 if she's loose.

The Super Shocker is way more effective than a regular shocker.

by Anthony ESQ. September 18, 2006

the shocker

during sex, inserting index, and middle finger into a womans vagina, while simaltaniously folding the ring finger, and inserting the pinkey into her anus.

two for the pink, one for the stink

by Spadge March 8, 2003

super shocker

similar to the shocker with the addition of the thumb and tongue. 2 in the pit, 1 in the shit, thumb on the clit, and tongue on the tit.

I think I am going to give little betty the super shocker tonight. Giggity giggity.

by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

crimson shocker

When you are banging a chick on her period, then suddenly pull out and jam it in her ass.

My girl is on the rag so I gave her a crimson shocker

by Flander January 27, 2006

Afghanie Shocker

When you tee bag a girl reverse style with your ass cheeks on her eye sockets, and your asshole on her nose. If your lucky you'll get her nose in your ass. This way she gets to smell and taste the best a mans body has to offer.

Dude that girl needs to experience an Afghanie Shocker!

by steve-o 1ives January 15, 2009