Lol Sesh 

Often used to describe a session of game-play for a game named League of Legends. This session is often filled with joy and lots of abuse on the fields of justice.

Oliver: Hey man, feeling a lol sesh?
Dylan: Always bro!

Mitchell's Mum: Mitchell, come clean the dishes!
Mitchell: Not now mum!! I'm having a lol sesh!

Lol Sesh by MrKuchies January 17, 2014

group sesh on the wii 

code word for a gay orgy

gregory: "hey, wanna have a group sesh on the wii this weekend?"
bart: "dude wtf, you should know i'm straight"

group sesh on the wii by baguette217 December 21, 2021

pail sesh

a pail kit session
the act of brewing marijuana in a bottle while lifting it out of a bucket of water and collecting all the smoke

jesus, i just kicked a fuckin 3 hour pail sesh and im twitching like crazy

pail sesh by nicktona May 4, 2008

make-out sesh 

abbreviation for "make-out session". quality time spent in the batter's box and at first base.
-longer than just a quick kiss - at least five minutes of dedicated snogging.
-always involves horizontality

Sorry, I missed the last inning due to a superb make-out sesh with Dustin.

make-out sesh by mrs. khalil greene August 6, 2008

crank sesh 

a session where you sit there and masturbate. crankin ur dick

Ricky: Ali, you wanna come over and paly madden?

Ali: Naw, my parents are out of town, so i think im just gonna go home and have a nice crank sesh

crank sesh by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

Half Sesh 

a person who can't handle his drink

"Oi, Keano, you're a pua Half Sesh"

Half Sesh by pualad March 2, 2013

murk sesh 

Playing Grand Theft Auto (any version after GTA II) for the sole purpose of killing innocent civilians, hookers, and cops as blowing up cars, and ultimately committing suicide. There is no intent of beating any storyline mission, only creating havoc.

"You wanna play some GTA IV?"
"Yeah, I'm down for a murk sesh."

murk sesh by tedboy7111 April 15, 2009