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Black President's Security

Some one who is on edge or nervous most of the time.
Guy 1: "Dude, stop being like a Black President's security"

Guy 2: "Sorry, I just forgot to study for the test!"
by haloman332 April 19, 2010
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Serenity

Serenity, a hot girl who's constantly brain fried thinking all the world is instead. Refusing to acknowledge she is cute in the least. She is engaged to your close friend who is like a brother. Great girl, fun to be around, funny, and a chibi. TINY MEANY CHIBI! CHIBI! CHIBI SERENITY! CHIBI MIKO!
example can't be blank huh? And has to include the name Serenity..
by Kambeicallsyouchibi! July 28, 2010
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Office for Homeland Security

Government department with the job of making people insecure by getting cops to break into their homes.

A good example of Newspeak.
The far-right bigot in charge of this office, whose name I forget, is the same man who spent years trying to lynch Mumia Abu-Jamal and he's praised the Nazis as well.
by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004
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Security Department

The largest and most efficient combative department in the Foundation, home to the legendary Strategic Security Unit. Normally found in the Class-D Containment, they are the forefront to the protection of the Foundation against rioters. Certain elements may also assist in protection against raids, if need be.
The Strategic Security Unit? Aren't they a Security Department unit on par with MTF?
by KindleKramer October 31, 2019
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Security Boob

Similar to a security blanket; when one partner reaches around and grabs the breast of the other partner for comfort. This can be done either consciously or subconsciously.
"Mike, you always hold my boob when you're sleeping...what is it, your security boob?"
by Mike 'n Steph January 25, 2011
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curiosity and serenity

Separately, each word is innocuous, roughly translating to "wonder" and "peacefulness" respectively. But taken together, this phrase is code for "Niggas ain't welcome to be consuming our shit."
In The Economist magazine, Frederic Rouzaud said Louis Roederer viewed the affection for the company's Cristal from rappers and their fans with "curiosity and serenity."

The Korean shopkeepers kept a wary eye on any black youths in their shop with curiosity and serenity.
by Jack Jumblies June 27, 2006
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Social Security Disability

The Holy Grail of government entitlements. In the projects, receiving this benefit is the equivalent to being knighted in Great Britain. Only the laziest and truest scum of the earth seek to attain it's $700-a-month-for-life brilliance.
I got the bipolar, my niglet got the ADHD, and my momma got the diabetes. God blessed us with money for life! We's on the Social Security Disability!
by Darius from Quebec September 20, 2012
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