Schmank

e-cigarette or vape

yo, gimme my schmank bobby

by xI Murx October 21, 2018

Schannie

A Schannie is a girl who sees the best in people. She is loving, caring, creative, and funny. She is beautiful and sweet, and she loves it when you tell her that. If you don't fall for her mindset, her eyes, or her laugh. You will fall in love with the way she looks at and treats the people she loves. And trust me, you want to be someone the love. If a Schannie likes you, she will not hesitate to speak with you about anything. She will listen to you and make sure that you are alright and safe.

It's pretty right? Schannie made it.

by CapKenny May 5, 2021

schmang

a general term for any kind of undesirable matter, usually something that can be smeared

After talking on my cell phone, I always have to wipe the face schmang off the screen.

Don't put your feet on the couch. I don't want schmang on the cushions.

Don't hug me. I've been working out and I feel all schmangy.

by djbizze October 5, 2005

schantzel

1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.

"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."

by I think I'm funny March 19, 2007

Schantzed

Originated in western Pennsylvania. This term describes an individual as either being wasted beyond belief, baked out of their skulls, or generally oblivious and clueless to everything.

Mike: I was so schantzed last night, I woke up with a nail in my forehead.

by Jack Momma September 28, 2008

schlanger

Someone in the business of drug distribution. A dealer.

"You see that schlanger up the block, he schlangs phat rocks all day long, go see him and he'll hook you up phat."

by GUSTO.TYD.NV March 21, 2007

scharnhorst

A girl, who has a vagina beyond any actual purging, because of the foul smell, overgrown hair. Has been known to eat people. Never talk about the fabled tale. Or else it will get you.

God, I ate out scharnhorst last night.
Oh My Lord, Did it eat you?
No but a fool I am for venturing into the abyss

by Mattias December 29, 2003