scopaesthesia

The proposed ability of a given human being to detect they are being watched via extrasensory means, also known as the "psychic staring effect". It could be argued that it only applies when said feeling is accurate, and it's hard to test whether this is a real phenomena or simply paranoia turning out to be true sometimes (a broken clock is right twice a day).

Fred: "Man, why can't I ever sneak up on you?"

Johnny: "Scopaesthesia, Fred - I already knew you were there."

by Daibu-des January 23, 2023

Schpangled

When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.

Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!

T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.

by Good_Lord_He’s_Schpangled July 7, 2023

Eucalyptus Scholar

Eucalyptus scholars

The Eucalyptus scholarship is a prestigious award given to those who exemplify qualities such as: extreme competence in deucebaggery, weakness of boners, and overall “put it right in my butt” attitude.

You may occasionally hear Eucalyptus Scholors making statements such as; “I’ll have a salad,” and “ That reminds me of something Shia LeBeouf once said”

If you find a Eucalyptus Scholar listening to music he is probably listening to Hootie and the Blowfish, Aqua, Alanis Morissete(particularly the song “Thank You”) and of course “Sweet Child of Mine” the Cheryl Crow version.

Dude, take off that scarf, you are acting like such a Eucalyptus Scholar right now.

by suckitstieglitz November 8, 2011

true scholar

a name parents give their kid when they think their kid's smart

My little Jimmy was a student of the month his whole life and now he's a true scholar!

by yotherealdeal May 19, 2017

Skim scholars

People who widely share content on social media that they have not actually bothered to read themselves.

Social media sharing warthog.

An expert in nothing.

This coffeeshop is filled with skim scholars!

I can tell a skim scholar when I see one!
What does that skim scholar have to say this time?

by SkokieWordMaster March 10, 2019

jockstrap scholarship

getting through college or university by being good at a sport(e.g. football)

Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020

pimp scholar

When you don't trust niggas, and when you don't trust bitches; and you know how these hoes act, therefore. You a pimp scholar.

You are knowledgeable about the behavior of a hoe, regarding both male and females that act like they are ... Well, hoes. Entailing whiny, cowardly, sneaky, two-faced, talking to the police and gumshoes type of attitudes.

"I don't trust niggas, I don't trust bitches, I know these hoes - LIKE A PIMP SCHOLAR
. It's M.O.B. until I drop, and these stupid thots don't get nada. Dick riders, they try to steal from me, they gonna feel the heat when this lead pops them. 12gauge - one headshot, blow his ass open like a pinata. I'm like Percy Miller - I been bout it. Come find yo ass like Bin Laden - and I'll kill a clown over my guala don't give a fuck if it was a damn dollar." - Montana of 300 - Chiraq <- the song.

by 1uccky January 11, 2021