Schmootie

Someone who displays characteristics of a person with
special needs. One who might randomly flap their arms in a motion seeming to mock a bird taking flight. One who acts like a total effing retard.

Hey Corky, why are you such a schmootie?

by bronzeon78 April 14, 2009

schmoopstah

Colloquialism of "schmooper star"; one who is more schmoopy than all of the other schmoops. A term of endearment for someone so adorable that you can no longer stand it.

"Schmoopstah, I love you so much. I want to bite your face!"

by marxi March 31, 2009

schmoo

Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground

Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head

by Mike November 6, 2004

Schmoop

2 fat people having sex with a midget in between them.

"Hey Bill what'd you do last night?"
"I was schmooping with my girlfriend."

"Where'd you find a midget?"

by C-Swizzie October 11, 2013

schmoo

the shape of a belly after 3 or more folds have fused together into one large, soft blob

by Anonymous January 6, 2003

what da schmoot

an exclaimation or question to be used instead of what the fuck or what da five

when he saw how ugly his boots were he simply replied "what da schmoot!"

by DCNYREPRESENTA December 18, 2008

schmooey

A more enjoyable name for the vagina.

I'd really like to lick her schmooey.

by Chi Town Po Po October 28, 2007