schmiltson

a person that touches people

schmiltson is coming to get you

by gyerczi November 22, 2024

Shmillya Shmushnir

Large retard

He's such a Shmillya Shmushnir

by bigboooooobies January 14, 2025

Schmullfer

A very stupid, to the point of retardation, man who unexplainably managed to get a girlfriend.Schmullfers typically are also very unattractive and have a lot of knob cheese.

My brother Jem is such a Schmullfer!

by Massive Deek July 3, 2025

nukal schkills

A skill or "Schkill" originated from the art of pool.
Consists of kissing the knuckle in a dramatic, yet meaningful way when greeting or saying farewell.
However, this gesture is only shared between two people and anyone who tried to copy this is labelled as a leotard

When somebody pots a ball whilst playing pool they shout "nukal schkills" and kiss they're knuckle.
"Laters..*person kisses knuckle as they walk away*"

by Stephalump March 14, 2008

Doc Schmolligan's Effect

A social phenomena involving a man and a group of female room mates. The Doc Schmolligans Effect takes place when the Doc is involved with one of the females, and when that female fails to make a move, moves on to the next available option. Though rarely seen, this Effect adequately explains nearly every instance of violence between female roommates not caused by a lack of showering, house cleaning, or obsession with lolcats posters within the house.

Man, her roommate is so much hawter. Time for Doc Schmolligan's Effect to wreck this house!

by Baby D Nasty May 13, 2008

Emma Schillings

emma is a girl that looks like a flower and loves memes! ELMO
she believes that she is the worst person alive but in reality, she is NOT!
she is the most amazing person in the well-known universe.

Emma schillings stop laughing at memes! and Let me win at uno

by Beckie1135 September 3, 2018

saria schilling

A super cute, funny, perfect person who is definitely going to be famous one day.

wow, you have potential! you’re definitely the next saria schilling

by Aka.Sriracha April 12, 2020