The act of slamming massive amounts of puss at a rate higher than everyone else. When someone is Ripping Schlong, they are respected by everyone. Hard to do for long amounts of time, best done in short phases. Warning: Ripping Schlong is not for everyone.
Similar phrases:
Slinging dong
Salami slaying’
Crushing puss
Can be shortened to rippin’ it.
Similar phrases:
Slinging dong
Salami slaying’
Crushing puss
Can be shortened to rippin’ it.
by The Rip-Stick April 15, 2021

an ancient being whos legend is spread around the world he is mainly popular in the regions of mexico where the legend is told of the sex hero diago
by jashawn May 2, 2008

by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006

smegma, or "dick cheese"
by mattykay August 20, 2009

A man who's sex is considered great, also has a penis on the larger scale as opposed to a smaller one.
-Am i a Schlong Slayer?
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!
by DosVons May 8, 2010

by Billy November 1, 2019

1. When your schlong is drenched in a thick, oily sludge (also known as "dick cheese") as a result of poor penal hygene.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.
1. "I have not showered in a while, so now i have a cheesy schlong."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017
