Rule 50 

It needs moar Desu. No exceptions.

Example 1
Person A: Can i get a Meat Craver Pizza with extra Desu?
Person B: Lolwut?
Person A: Rule 50.

Example 2
Greetings! I came to your online community and i find your lack of Desu is disturbing. Please follow Rule 50.

Example 3
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu

Rule 50 by superfly98 February 9, 2009

Rule X 

1. Rule X is defined as the rule that is the answer to all "Why/how come questions". It states that To all Why questions the answer is X.

2. You do not question Rule X because the answer itself is rule X. Do not ask what the X stands because it is an unnesissary question. And rule X does not answer it.

Person A: Why are clouds blue?
Person B: Rule X, man.

Rule X by Exman33 April 19, 2010

Rule 86 

If it exists, it can play bad apple

Dude 1 : did you see that vid of someone playing Bad Apple on a calculator?
Dude 2: nah I saw it on a slice of volume
Dude 3 : it was on a flip book!
Dude 4 : I saw it on a pregnancy test
Dude 5 : literally rule 86: if exists it, can play bad apple

Rule 86 by Hu Tao February 28, 2023

Rule 34p

Rule 34p: There is a pony version of it, no exceptions

Used to describe the internet phenomenon of ponifying everything.

Obviously an alternate version of Rule 34 of the internet

Bob: "what the hell, someone drew Conan O'Brien as a pony"

Jane: "haha, rule 34p bro!"

Rule 34p by Jacob Ellinger September 2, 2012

Rule 911 

Rule 911 dictates that if you can't beat them, ram any drivable vehicle into their property and destroy it.

George: I cut a flower from my next door neighbours' garden.
Obama: So what?
George: He drove his rideable lawn mower all over my flower bed.
Obama: Yeah rule 911 buddy.

Joe: I asked for a pay rise today.
Jack: Did you get it?
Joe: No but I drove my car through the managers office.
Jack: Good old Rule 911 eh? Can't beat then smash up their property by driving something through it.
Joe: Yeah!

Rule 911 Revenge Payback

Rule 911 by Ephestion July 6, 2011

Rule 666

n If it exists, someone is superstitious about it.

Person 1: Hey, it's 2 A.M. and we're college students. Want to go to Waffle House?

Person 2: Can't, sorry. My mom says the Antichrist owns stock in that place, and she threatened to disown me if I ever ate there.

Person 3: Wow. Rule 666, man.

Rule 666 by Bi-Polar Pirate October 28, 2015

Rule 803

Rule number 803 says that for every rule there is a loophole.

As defined in Sabrina The Teenage Witch Ep #13 "Jenny's Non-Dream" by the Rule Keeper stating Rule 803

Rule 803 by Hrliss July 11, 2009