wide receiver

a condition of the male anus, often caused by prolonged confinement in a jail or prison.

"Did O. J. Simpson ever play wide receiver?"

"He would have, if they had found him guilty."

by prairie_looner June 21, 2006

Receipts

A statement, action, or both that is so goddamn disbelievable that you need to see physical proof. They can come in the form of screenshots or videos.

Leah-“Sarah told me that James and his cousin had sex and now they both have herpes.
Lola-“girl you lying! Pull them Receipts!”

by turkeysandwhich12 July 11, 2017

Reception Wiki

A wiki, usually on Miraheze, who’s goal is to criticize cetaint media like Games, Movies, Websites, TV shows, etc. Stirs up controversey from other people who cant handle Criticism

Joe: What type of wiki is Crappy Games Wiki?
Aidan: Its A Reception Wiki

by ReceptionWikiEditor March 23, 2019

Rance

Diving in a sporting contest in an attempt to trick the officials and subsequently gain an unfair advantage. Named in honour of the Australian footballer, Alex Rance, who made the practice an art form.

"Once he realised he was unable to win fairly, he decided to rance for a free."

by scarce_sense June 22, 2018

receptionist

The front line of putting up with annoying people. Answer phones, e-mails, voicemail, letters, sign for packages, write their name, and handle problems that shouldn't be handled by them to save anyone else from talking to that one annoying person on the phone. Will work their butt's off, and still seem like they're not doing much. Have impeccable style, and aren't afraid to tell you how it is. Don't piss off the receptionist, she does talk to the higher up's, and your name will come up.

"Man, that poor receptionist.."
"Geez, I wish I had the stamina of a receptionist."

by IvyShadow February 10, 2017

Immaculate Reception

The process of impregnating your lady without actual intercourse. She's lays spread eagle in front of you while you masturbate. Once finished, you unload in your hand and proceed to throw your load on her.

My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.

Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?

Immaculate Reception!

by Red Bearded Stranger July 11, 2011

reece

the word reece can only be truly explained by those under its distinguishing title,
so all on this page who have submitted negative comments obviously aren't honoured by such an illustrious name.

...so Reece said "Let there be light."
And there was light

by Reece - of course April 21, 2004