Redneckopoly

A game created by the makers of Ghettopoly. (Both are spoofs of the board game Monopoly). To quote the makers of the site, "Getting down and dirty and the local Ho Down, making moonshine, having your latest batch of crystal meth blowing up in your face, building trailers and double wides" are some of the things you will encounter in this game. Some of the properties include an Outlaw Motorcycle Club, Fat Bob's Eating Contest, Rusty's Meth Lab, Jim Bob's Moon Shine, The Holton Inn, and a Klan Barbeque.

To play the game you will use the included "counterfeit" money, Gamble & Redneck Stash cards, Loan Shark Tray, and seven game pieces (Shotgun, Horseshoe, Can of Chewing Tobacco, Monster Truck, Moon Shine, Trucker Hat, and a Piece of Crap).

We wanted to play something other than Monopoly, so we ordered Redneckopoly to have a fun time.

by Amanda_W July 3, 2005

abercrombie redneck

teenage males, usually in the southern united states, who are fans of the preppy/country style of clothing.

if you're wearing a pink polo, wranglers and cowboy boots, you're probably an abercrombie redneck.

by catacate August 14, 2007

Rich Redneck

A member of soceity exhibiting low class, redneck tendencies but has come into a large sum of money, whether it's through a self-made construction business, winning the lottery, or through a large inheritance.

Said individuals may live in $30,000 houses but own $300,000 fishing vessels, or the luxury vehicle of choice includes a Tahoe or Yukon, preferably the XL version. Wifes of said individuals drive these with their stick families in the window, as well as numerous oversized magnets supporting their favorite SEC football team. Alabama Crimson Tide fans are notorious for this.

Attire for such individuals includes Costa del Mar sunglasses on a string, Columbia PFG fishing shirts, visors instead of hats, and Sperrys or flip flops. Miller Lite is usually the beer of choice.

Activities of indivuduals include "huntin', shootin', fishin', golfin', and SEC football ranks at the top of life's priorities

You see Ted's new 30' Contender? Yeah, he picked that up along with a Yukon XL Denali for his wife. They've already got the "big A" on the back window and a Wildlife license plate....must be a rich redneck. What's he do? Oh he won a lawsuit for a large sum of money. Guess he won't be saving for retirement. He blew it all on what you see there. He used to live in Shady Oaks trailer park. Just proof you can't give rednecks money.

by tuneman988 October 6, 2011

Redneck Facial

When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE BEER that was balanced on top of her head, mixing beer and bukkake.

Southern girls get Redneck facials during the week more than the weekend.

by Darkcobra May 1, 2009

redneck fireworks

Homemade pyrotechnics. May involve the use of fuel, lighter fluid, welding gasses, household cleaners, or black powder intended for use in muzzle-loading firearms. Generally lit with cigarette lighters, matches, lit cigars or cigarettes, or -- in rare cases -- electrically lighted with the use of either a car battery or household current. Dangerous as hell.

One of the more common forms of redneck firearms is the use of reactive metals in a 20-ounce soda bottle, known as an acid bomb, dry-ice bomb, or Drano bomb. Another is the trapping of a gas, such as butane or acetylene in a pipe or a series of beer cans with the tops and bottoms cut out, held together with duct tape, which when lighted makes a loud noise and can be used to hurl projectiles, such as tennis balls, potatoes, or garbage, into the neighbors' yards. See also potato gun or dorm cannon.

Look out! Bubba is going to fire off another one of them redneck fireworks!

by ElOjo August 22, 2007

redneck hot tub

A truck bed that is lined with a tarp and then filled with water. The sun will heat up the water, creating a hot tub.

Bill made a redneck hot tub yesterday and invited all of his friends to hop in the bed and have a cold one.

by thebigone848378 December 7, 2013

corporate redneck

Corporate rednecks live in white picket fence suburban neighborhoods, work in finances for a big company with a lot of benefits and have perfect dad bods but have racks of antlers and stuffed ducks, bass, and maybe a shark in their living room. They will go out fishing for bluefish with their kids on the beach but end up buying a 92 ft Viking yacht and go tuna fishing overnight 80 miles off shore. Instead of telling their kids not to open the door for strangers, they tell them to open the door so as not to be rude but bring one of the thousand dollar shotguns from their excessively large arsenal which is located in the bedroom and load it with 3 3/4 magnums in case its not the UPS man delivering the family dog's new stroller.

coporate redneck - a wealthy white guy from the suburbs who does all the things a redneck does with the exception of eating roadkill possum and large mouth bass. (corporate rednecks dine on only the finest filet minion and chilean sea bass)

Guy 1: Hey Dave, want to go to Fort Lauderdale this weekend and go golfing at sawgrass?
Dave: Hell yeah I want to go to Fort Lauderdale, but I'm going to end up ditching you guys and go fishing and maybe try to hunt a couple alligators in the Everglades instead of going golfing like a tool.

by Bdunnthree December 18, 2016