by AssCruzad0r October 25, 2012
Get the Rectum Raider mug.Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.
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by steakfries December 19, 2008
Get the cerebral rectumitis mug.one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.
the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
by jaybirdlaw April 3, 2016
Get the prehensile rectum mug.George was in a fight last wednesday and Tom stuffed his head right up his rectum when he wouldn't back down.
by 4chanFTW February 14, 2012
Get the Rectum mug.by SlasheR September 26, 2003
Get the rectum ripper mug.When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.
Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.
Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.
Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.
by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006
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