bill gates raped my cat

What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.

Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."

{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!

by Russ Bus November 29, 2007

Roanoke Rapids, NC

A small town located in North Carolina located right on the NC/VA state line. There's nothing there except for the ghost of a mall (the "Becker Village") and Lake Gaston. There is a Wal-Mart there as well but no Target. But hey, at least it's close to Richmond.

I was in my house in Richmond, VA, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I get the controllable urge to drive an hour south to the NC state line. I stumble upon this place known as "Roanoke Rapids, NC". Almost instantly I'm surrounded by brainless southern rednecks. lol that's NC for you -_-

by Da Wizard Of OZ January 24, 2011

sup raped?

An expression used to taunt an opponent that was just handily defeated. Probably short for something along the lines of "Whats up!? You just got raped!" Originated from the tfc community, an online multiplayer mod for Half-Life.

Player1 kills Player2 in a few seconds taking minimal damage
Player1: sup raped?
Player2: omfg hax

by tedturneriscaptainplanet May 17, 2006

Seat Raped

The act of leaving your chair for a second, perhaps to use the bathroom/get a drink, only to have said chair occupied by a seat hunter. Usually on field trips, or at parties.

Rapee: I have to get a drink (stand up and leave) . (Return) What the fuck, you just seat raped me.

Raper: Move your feet lose your seat!

Rapee: Fuck You!

by Kalei June 7, 2007

Wallet Raped

When you go to buy something, and then when your about to pay, you realise that its really expensive but its too late to go back. And you have to buy it. You feel ripped off!

When you are buying popcorn from the cinema. When you pay for it you find out its £5.
- "just the popcorn thanks"
= "ok, thats £5.50 then please."
- WTF, rip off"
= u well just got wallet raped man!"

by wozpot March 19, 2009

Freeway Raped

When one forces themself into a spot on the freeway where they weren't wanted/didn't fit.

"So i was just driving along and this dumb b**** freeway raped me."

by AnnoyedBeyond... September 25, 2011

Rapidex

Refers to someone who doesn't have a good knowledge of English or any other language. It's like You always need a Rapid-Ex easy to learn Guide for that language inside the empty heads.Common examples:Chiragda,Indori... these are some other names by which rapidex can be identified.'Dude,you are a complete rapidex!!!', 'Tu toh saala complete rapid-ex hain'.... etc.

'Dude,you are a complete rapidex!!!', 'Tu toh saala complete rapid-ex hain'.... etc.

by Paul2lol October 2, 2011