Chair Rapist

so one who is so lonely and sexually desperate that they resort to raping a chair

Guy: i'm so lonely even your starting to look good
Josh: stay away from me you chair rapist!

by h.legge September 16, 2011

barry the rapist

THE most dangerous man you will ever meet. If you do have the most unlucky life in the world and you happen to meet him the first thing you will notice about him is eyes. Those killer eyes. They LITERALLY kill. You shall look into them and die. Run now. Just run.

Dude 1: OH MY GOD!
Dude 2: What bro?
Dude 1: IT'S BARRY THE RAPIST! DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!
Dude 2: Why not?? What's so bad abou......

by Thegingermanwithaplan November 9, 2013

Eardrum Rapist

noun: a person who gets their kicks from deliberately forcing a horrible song into your head.

You have got to STOP singing that god-damn Bryan Adams song from the 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' soundtrack! You are an Eardrum Rapist.

by 77jim April 26, 2011

Rapist Kiss

When someone holds you by the back of your neck with both hands and kisses you full on. Like in the movies.

Nathan rapist kissed me today and im not sure if it was good or scary.

by OverAllGuy February 23, 2011

Chicken rapist

A guy who can't keep his pants on around a bird.

Keep the chicken rapist and the chicken in separate cages.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2020

Power Rapist

Anyone you have to fuck, blow or invite to a gay or lesbian show just to get ahead. Anyone who uses their power as gatekeeper to charge you a sex toll. Anyone who forces you to consent or suffer the personal, professional or financial consequences of not letting them have their way with you.

Harvey Weinstein was only Hollywood’s most infamous Power Rapist.

That dude’s a power rapist! Our sex was no more consensual than the sex that turned Sally Hemings into Thomas Jefferson’s baby mama. Sally was Jefferson’s slave, before he power raped her into becoming his sex slave, too.

All rape is about power. But, power rape is the worst. Power rapists use their position to mind fuck you into consenting!

by Ima Ender August 29, 2023

Monkey Rapist

Someone who rapes monkeys

I rape monkeys, I’m a monkey rapist

by CoochCollector June 20, 2022