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spank to fuck ratio

The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.
Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.
by Weird Caress May 11, 2008
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skin to air ratio

The amount of skin that can be seen in any given outfit.
Heather: I don’t think that top is appropriate for work.

Courtney: Isn’t it like AWESOME?

Heather: Hmmm... everyone can see your boobs and I think your skin to air ratio is a little high.
by rubiaK8 October 5, 2009
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EF ratio

A man's erect/flaccid ratio. Can be calculated using inches or centimeters, as the ratio will not change.

A penis which is 6 inches while erect and 3 inches while flaccid will result in an EF ratio of 2.
Just cuz your dick is 4 inches while soft as compared to my 2 inch soft dick doesn't mean it's bigger. I have an EF ratio of 4, while yours is 1.5
by I M A Dogg March 17, 2009
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tooth to gum ratio

the ratio of gums to teeth in a person's mouth.

If someone has large gums and small teeth that is bad tooth to gum ratio and vice versa.
"Damn his smile is kinda scary, it looks like he has baby teeth and adult size gums - total bad tooth to gum ratio!"
by BeanSprout December 18, 2011
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rating

The rating as to how attractive or hot a girl is. It generally goes in the order of:
Butt
Breasts
Face
Some people also rate the rest of their body.
So if someone tells you a girl is a 7-6-7, they mean her butt is a 7 out of 10, her breasts are a 6 out of 10, and her face is a 7 out of 10 also.
Guy 1: Dang man, Ashley's rating is 8-9-7!
Guy 2: But Amanda is a 9-9-8!
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Crysis rating

The rating a computer has for running the highly graphically intensive game, Crysis.
Drew:This computer is the world's most advanced computer!
Bill: The Crysis rating is medium, most likely.
by ZDG June 29, 2008
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Pint Rating

A way guys compare with each other how attractive they think a woman is. By judging the number of pints it would take before you slept with each woman. The more pints the less attractive the woman.

For accuracy where pints would not be enough a guy can refer to other measures e.g. shots

For extreme circumstances (a minger) a guy could use something stronger such as LSD.
Guy 1: "Oooh she's fit, Pint rating?"

Guy 2: "I'd say 3-4 pints"

Guy 3: "2 pints and a shot"

Guy 1: "What about her mate, 12 pints?"

Guy 2: "More like 15!"

Guy 3: "No way I'd say say 20 pints and LSD's before i'd shag her!"
by El-magico April 6, 2010
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