polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off

when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

by [e-mail] November 21, 2007

purple haze

Weed with purple hairs/leaves. Really good high. Peaceful high, different than most.

I was so excited to get some purple haze, i forgot to dump the body in the river.

by MichaeldAmmer July 30, 2004

Purple Guy

1: The Killer from Five Nights at Freddy's.
He killed kids. I suppose it's better than what a Catholic priest would do...
2: Someone who loves Grape Kool-aid.
3: Any friend who shows murderous thoughts/tendencies.

Guy: Dude, what happened to those five kids?
Dan: I think they got Purple Guy'd

by Captain Titfucker 420 March 31, 2016

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006

Purple Kisses

1) The coined phrase made popular by Terius Nash aka (The-Dream) which makes references to lipstick smeared kisses all over one's body.

2) Kisses made with a sucking motion that leave hickey-like kiss marks

1)Girl I love when you give me purple kisses.

2)Dang girl, how am I supposed to go to work tomorrow with all these purple kisses all ova'?

by Hussman January 8, 2008

purple tops

Nickname for Ecstacy!

Freeky Zeeky:aye yo aye yo i got da 2 for 5 purple tops 2 for 5 purple tops...watchu need i got da purple tops!
Police:hey freeky zeeky!
Freeky Zeeky:oh shit i gotta run!
Police:why do we allways catch you in the same spot right here?
Freeky Zeeky:aye man i am mentaly retarded...why tha fuck yall fuck wit me?
Plice:Guess what?
Freeky Zeeky:What?
Police:your going back to jail!

by Steven C. November 14, 2006

Grand Daddy Purple

A dank ass strain of marijuana. It's parent plants are (Big Bud x Purple Erkle). Whoever thinks otherwise is wrong. Usually classified as 'exotic'. It has purple leaves but is not completely purple. Looks frosty with trichomes and has lots of orange hairs. Smells and tastes great and fruity, like its parent plant, Purple Urkel. Very potent. Sometimes expensive (20-25 a G)Commonly called 'GDP' for short.

Lucky Dude: Damn, I just got a quarter of some dank purp, man, it's GDP.

Unlucky Dude: Damn, man, Grand Daddy Purple? All i can find is bammer weed around here.

by 19billy March 12, 2009