penis puddle 

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

penis puddle by ColdFusion December 21, 2004

puddle rabbit 

an unattractive women.

The other day while I was walking to class I saw the nastiest puddle rabbit.

puddle rabbit by Brett Erickson February 13, 2007

puddle of bitch

a way to describe a really sweaty female

I'm so sweaty, you know if you wring me out you could point to the floor and say look! puddle of bitch!

puddle of bitch by carlamg June 12, 2007

Puddle Ferret 

A drink you ask your friends to order in order to drive them crazy for days on end. Hilarity enabler.

"I would like a puddle ferret please!"
"What are you on?"

Puddle Ferret by Paul Landa February 19, 2009

puddleface

a derogatory term, describing a mopey faced person. Originally used by Charlie Brooker in his Screen Burn column

Jesus, he's such a puddleface.

puddleface by Poisoned Dwarf October 9, 2009

puddle guppy 

when a chick gets mad moist for her man.

Babe your such a puddle guppy

puddle guppy by mikerodz September 18, 2012

Puddle of Puke 

Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.

Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!

Puddle of Puke by Mercana November 22, 2013