Processed meat

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".

Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.

by shaneo632 October 4, 2008

progressive

(noun) In favor of improvement of the human condition, specifically via technological innovation and development

You support new taxes on home builders? I thought you said you were progressive.

by Starchild September 18, 2003

Non-progressive text

A text sent that is part of a conversation that is unwanted; a conversation stopping text.

Linda: How are you? Wanna go out tonight?
Joe: I'm good.

Later

Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.

by kiillrz August 25, 2011

Interplanetary Numeric Processor

A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.

Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!

by Threst The Robot June 10, 2009

Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking

Generally performed during a large code development project, when the developer wishes to drink whilst continuing to code, and fight off the effects of long-term sleep deprivation and alcohol.

The method is as follows:
The developer drinks 2 regular alcoholic drinks, followed by 1 non-alcoholic energy drink, and then repeats the process during the course of the project.

Man, I did some Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking last night to punch through developing the new website, feeling pretty second hand, but at least the website is finished!

by Erofee March 9, 2013

NEBRASKA FOOD PROCESSOR

Created by some dumbass college guy in an Iowa dorm. The sexual act of having a sexual partner (usually a woman) eating corn. After eating the corn the other partner then eats the undigested corn out of the other partner's ass hole during intercourse.

"Dude, did you see the way Jessica was eating the corn in the cafeteria earlier? I'd definitely give her the Nebraska Food Processor."

"Dude, you're disgusting."

by UIU Speed Team January 30, 2022

Trust The process

Some bullshit 76ers made up to cope with getting their asses whooped Day in and day out

Me: Did you see the 76ers get they asses whooped?

Kevin: Just trust the process

by WavyAsf April 4, 2017