Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."
Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."
Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"
by AttilaTheHun April 7, 2011
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"Derived from the Mexican word "procratamaleithion" which means midnight snack, and the Viking word "Assinator" which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark."
"Derived from the Mexican word "procratamaleithion" which means midnight snack, and the Viking word "Assinator" which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark."
"At 3 AM last night, I became a procrastinator"
by ChineseRipoffofGod July 17, 2020
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by Jeff5362874 October 10, 2020
Get the Procrastinating mug.The act of Procrastinating in an active manor having to do with what you're procrastinating. Such as making lists of what you should do first and planning out how you will do it instead of actually doing a given task.
Emma does active procrastination with her homework by making lists of what she should do first and then talking about doing it.
by Mb89 October 1, 2010
Get the Active Procrastination mug.(1). someone who is defined as a counterproductive procrastinator. They never do what they say their going to as a result of laziness and or just a short attention span.
(2). never following through on a task they have set for themselves due to laziness.
(3). saying their going to do something then changing their mind a few moments later finding every obstacle possible to feed into their constant laziness.
(2). never following through on a task they have set for themselves due to laziness.
(3). saying their going to do something then changing their mind a few moments later finding every obstacle possible to feed into their constant laziness.
guy: " That snow man is giving me the evils...I'm gunna kick it's ass...but its cold out there so im just gonna play xbox...and the door is locked and im to lazy to deal with that tonight..then i'd have to walk..which is just totally out of the question...i don't even wanna play xbox anymore...im just gonna sit here. i really need to stop being a counterproductive procrastinator one of these days or i'm gonna get nowhere."
by AndiLeaMissouri December 5, 2010
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by Emperor MAR July 14, 2009
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