pms

Sometime before a woman's period when all logical systems go are. A girl canget so stuck in her head and then snap and lash out at whatever she is blowing out of proportion . Usually focused on the unsuspecting man. Consequently creating a mess before she realizes what she has done and what she is crying for. An inflated state of emotional termoil. Accompanied by inflated boobs n whole body inflated by water retention. All bad . Usually one good cry can lessen the intensity provided your dude is still speaking to you.. If not buy him a pair of Jordan's and he will.

I had made a giant mess and didn't realize it was PMS until he said ,"Bye bitch!

by Sugars_Whore March 27, 2015

PMS

Pre-Match Shit. The act of taking a huge dump before you go out to wrestle in a competition. This can be due to nerves, being over-weight and need to lose weight fast, or a number of other things.

Coach: Alright boys lets get ready to kick some ass.

Wrestler: Hold on im in the bathroom having PMS.

Coach: Wtf?

Wrestler: Pre-match shit, dumbass!

by PaWrestler125 December 17, 2008

PMS

Please Make a Shit. When you've got to go really badly you have PMS

That burrito gave me PMS

by ukjonny September 26, 2007

PMS

Pot money and sex


P-When you have pot in your pocket
M-When you got money in your wallett
S-When you got two bitches on each side of you

Yo Nigga We Got PMS Up In Da W.P.

by JBJ January 6, 2007

PMS

PMS is the time of the month when you have no other choice than having anal sex with your wife.

She: God damn it, I have my PMS
He: No matter what, you'll get this one in your chocobox

by Phil-ze-vibe April 16, 2008

PMS

Pass My Sweatpants.

from the t.v. series "Nick Swardsons pretend time"

i have i severe case of PMS.

by YOURMOTHER15438268 November 29, 2010

PMS

Period Mood Swings.

When your wife is on her period, and has intense period mood swings, stay at your friend's house for a week or so.

Example 1:

Boy1: Dude, your wife is out of her mind.
Boy2: Yeah man.. can I stay at your place for a while? Don't wanna get screamed at for sitting on her side of the couch again.

Example 2:

Woman with PMS:
I love you! I'm tired. STOP DOING THAT! I'm hungry. I'm so sad. Wanna watch a movie? Honey, I'm not in the mood.

by cuddlytoyz January 15, 2011