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piss on a plate

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.
by T-Biz July 20, 2006
mugGet the piss on a platemug.

Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.
The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.
by Nettled October 10, 2003
mugGet the Hot Platemug.

plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.
Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"
by Ricksen June 6, 2009
mugGet the plate facemug.

shirt-plate

A napkin you wear.
I was so hungry and was so tired, I used my shirt as a plate.
Shirt-plate means no dishes, just laundry!
by Hefernin November 29, 2009
mugGet the shirt-platemug.

inflated and plated

Term to define a parked vehicle that is technically not an eyesore. Stems from the minimum standard required to keep a vehicle in your driveway in Troy, Michigan. If all the tires are inflated and the car is plated, it meets the requirements of Chapter 82, Section 302.8 of the Troy Property Maintenance Code.
Dave's cars are far from collectors' pieces or even rough-around-the-edges daily drivers. Dave's more of an 'inflated and plated' kind of car owner.
by cytto August 11, 2020
mugGet the inflated and platedmug.

blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.
I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.
by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017
mugGet the blocking the platemug.

Plates Of Fate

An extremely great Roblox game that got demolished by exploiters. It has since been (unofficially) remade by an amazing creator who actually gives a damn about the quality of their games.
In mid-2021, more than one year after the Plates of Fate remake was created, the original creator finally announced that he was shutting the game down because "It is something I am not proud of." He also said that he would be remaking it. But literally no one plays his remake because the game was already remade a year ago. "You Snooze, You Lose!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2021
mugGet the Plates Of Fatemug.

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