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situational tourettes

accidentally using "key phrases" in awkward situations.
She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"

While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"
by jaw1974 April 2, 2013
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piturbation

Noun

1. The act of masturbation while feeling pitiful; pity masturbation
2. A sad way to masturbate
3. A person who cries whilst masturbating

Verb

1. Pity masturbating; Masturbation performed under a sorrow mentality; feeling bad for oneself and conducting a masturbation session; crying and masturbating at the same time.

2. Masturbating to express ones desire to be in a relationship; masturbation done under the condition of loneliness.
Commonly occurring on or during Valentine’s day, a piturbation session can be performed by a person.

Several days after Sam dumped Pat, Pat piturbated while reminiscing on their sexual encounters.
by Regeven McHesp March 21, 2017
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situationship ex

Someone who you were once involved in a situationship with.
Bob: Really? It was that bad? You weren't even in a relationship with her.
Joe: Yeah. She's a situationship ex.
by bruh421 July 4, 2023
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Darkness Situation

A particular point in time in which the you inside has died and is replaced with an all consuming void of suffering. Usually occurs at the beginnings and ends of academic terms.
"this semester fucked me up man."
"yeah, we've got a real darkness situation here"
by the sneaky snake May 3, 2018
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Dickball Situation

Being forced into a situation that is less than ideal.
Timmy can’t go to the show tonight because he has to work. That is a complete dickball situation.
by Toots McGoots June 28, 2018
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The Situation

Mob boss: gentlemen what’s the situation

The situation: *walks in* “oh that’s me
by D. Wayne November 10, 2019
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lesbian situationship

what those bitches in sally rooney books have going on.
"What happens to Frances and Bobbi at the end of Conversations with Friends?"
"They're in an unresolved lesbian situationship."
by lesbiankarlmarx February 15, 2023
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